Death Racers

ICP, ICP, ICP. Well, you get the idea. ICP, Twiztid, and a few other such horror-based rap groups get together and make their take on Death Race 2k, with lots of boobs, blood, and, well, not much more.

I don't think these racers go fast than 20 miles an hour. Not much of a race.

After the bad guy is killed and the race comes to an end, we get the final nod to Death Race 2000 with a confused suggestion that maybe showing this on tv is, like, bad - or something - like, if this was on TV then that would maybe be like, one step too far because it's, like, over the top, like maybe it shouldn't be a TV show because people are getting killed or like, whatever and people who watch it would be like, angry or something and that might make them kill people themselves or something

There is absolutely nothing redeemable about this movie. Petty racism, shit jokes, lazy effects, and absolutely no heart or effort. It isn't even an amusingly awful film. It is just painful to watch.

The inspiration for this movie, Death Race 2000, was pretty retarded. It is a formula that simply can't make a decent movie.