Darkhunters

So, you're a struggling director, and your favourite movie of all time is 'Frailty'. You've admired Jeff Fahey for years, but also have a keen eye for the European art cinema. You want to scare people's socks off but you also love cats! You have a friend who knows After Effects, and he's been fidgeting with a very cheap looking version of the Stargate sequence from '2001: A Space Odyssey'. What do you do? Making this movie was the wrong answer, Johannes, you coherence-hating nutjob!

If you think 80 minutes worth of slo-mo footage of cats is scary... kill yourself.