Danger!! Death Ray

Gets a zero for assuming I would be dumb enough to believe the toys in a bathtub scene.

Imagine your most ugly and/or boring family members getting together to try and make a James Bond type movie. Sounds like fun, right? Additional hilarity ensues when the titular death ray does not increase the danger level of the story whatsoever.

Scholars claim there is no ray deadlier than one which brings death. In an attempt to confirm the validity of this claim, I watched the documentary, "Danger! Death Ray," but was ultimately disappointed upon finding that the film featured no death rays, only swanky Americans in hotel rooms punching people...oh and some of my infant son's bathtub toys. How did they get those?

Remarkably boring--and what the hell did it have to do with a death ray? MST was funny though.

Mst3k score: 6/10