Creepozoids

What Linnea Quigley lacks in acting skills, she makes up for in cleanliness.

From what I remember, "a couple of 10 years ago" acid rain not only caused the world to "blow itself to rabbit shit," but gave everyone bursitis. So, to get some R&R, a few people "hump it" to an abandoned bunker despite a few of them having a "bug in their butts" about the place. But, instead of "acing it right out the door," they decide to remain so they can have awkward sex in a shower, learn about amino acids, and then toss a baby alien around a storage warehouse because "fuck its protien!"

Famous for mixing softcore porn with cheap genre schlock, director David DeCoteau shouldn't disappoint his fans with this terrible movie. However, anyone else that watches this movie will see a painfully boring "Aliens"(1986) rip-off that hopes a few tits will distract you long enough to make it through the first hour. Those strong enough to endure the majority of the film are treated to some pure nightmare fuel in the form of a monster baby. Difficult to recommend even to fans of bad movies.

Well the infamous shower scene made it worth the hour of low-budget, goofy 80's sci-fi/horror.

Cheap ass Aliens wannabe about a band of post nuke nomads settling into an abandoned military lab, only to be attacked by the mutated remnants of the experiments which had taken place there. Really awful acting and cheesy dialog, but Linnea Quigley gets her boobs out a couple of times, and the whole thing goes completely hysterically insane in the last ten minutes. The freaky baby monster bumps up the score by at least 10 points.

Back in the 80s people would pool money together and come up with movies just to get Linnea Quigley to show her hooters.

Not good, but there are monsters and Linea Quigley's boobs, which is usually good enough for a watch.

It's a testament to how awesome the original Alien is, that even the very lowest of the low in the rip-off department can still provide a few yucks and an eye-brow raising moment or two, if nothing else.

A decent and watchable Alien rip-off with a few good effects.

Here's another bargain-basement _Alien_ knockoff. This "everything but the kitchen sink" exploiter is noteworthy for Linnea alone.

Terrible.