Watch
Conan the Destroyer
Conan the Destroyer
+3
Your probable score
?

Conan the Destroyer

1984
Fantasy, Action
1h 43m
Your probable score
Avg Percentile 34.93% from 2452 total ratings

Ratings & Reviews

(2470)
Compact view
Compact view
Rated 06 Dec 2020
73
33rd
Having not liked this in 84, I thought a rewatch would suck. So maybe low expectations helped me like it more, but the truth is that except for the monster costumes (which are GOD-AWFUL) this is a decently made Conan flick. The comic relief never works, but the story does & the locations & sets look fantastic. What would've made this better is developing the supporting characters: give the princess her own motivation (like her brief desire to learn to fight) & some inner confilct for her guard
Rated 20 May 2017
60
15th
it's sort of adorable
Rated 16 Apr 2013
30
10th
Very bad. Sometimes gloriously so. Nevertheless, I find it perfectly okay - costumary even - to overrate Arnold flicks.
Rated 05 Jul 2007
60
34th
Ever see a man punch a camel AND a horse?
Rated 14 Jul 2024
50
19th
A few very good scenes and the rest of the time you can spend imagining being "grabbed and taken" by Grace Jones.
Rated 29 Mar 2021
50
33rd
Call me crazy, but I genuinely don't feel this was any worse than Conan the Barbarian. There's probably some lower production values and wonkier performances maybe, but I felt this was an easier watch. It had a Lord of the Rings-esque adventure trip feel. There's a less serious approach to it with a comic relief character added in that isn't all that funny. I did like one fight sequence in it that felt like a Video Game Boss, and there's a big monster too. All in all, could be worse.
Rated 14 May 2018
65
45th
Enjoy it for what it is...Conan crushing stuff.
Rated 24 Apr 2015
2
22nd
So, these two borefests are actually the same movie, right?
Rated 27 Jan 2014
73
23rd
Whoever thought entrusting Wilt Chamberlain with maintaining a woman's virginity was a good idea sure wasn't thinking.
Rated 07 Aug 2012
70
60th
Not as good as the original but still one of the better fantasy movies of the decade. It would be a lot more enjoyable if the comic relief thief character didn't exist, as every single thing he does or says is unbearable.
Rated 24 Jan 2012
57
34th
It's above average because Arnold is in that loin cloth. I'm not even gay, but I'd watch a movie about him drinking tea if it involved these outfits.
Rated 25 Feb 2011
60
40th
"a ragtag group featuring a sparsely clothed bodybuilder and a huge, black man accompany the tiny, blond virgin-princess 'jenna' on a wild adventure." oooooh boy, the potential...
Rated 06 Mar 2010
57
46th
Surprisingly bright sequel to the ponderous original done in the style of a Saturday morning cartoon show. Schwarzenegger makes Conan more likable this time and Douglas, as usual, makes for a smooth villainess, but the one to watch is Jones in her screen debut. Flashing a magnificent smile and dashing about with abandon, she handles her warrior woman role with style and aplomb and alone is worth the price of admission.
Rated 24 Dec 2009
75
27th
Somewhat enjoyable. Grace Jones and Wilt Chamberlain together again!
Rated 25 Aug 2009
55
44th
Only the 1980's could have produced a film this awesome, even if it's not as good as the first Conan. Arnie looks like he could literally eat babies for breakfast in this movie... and to be fair when he gets loaded in this film he does have a go at it. Grace Jones should be in more films... horror films would be best. She scares the shit outta me, and I have a strange urge to find out how hard she could punch me.
Rated 01 Jun 2008
3
28th
I love the original but the sequel is a pretty huge letdown. Sad =(
Rated 23 May 2008
36
22nd
Let's be frank here, the first one was not a masterpiece (on a whole) so I wasn't expecting anything too amazing. Even so this movie simply let me down. Instead of being an at least inspired production, like the first, this one turns into a dreaded sequel cliche' playbook. Wise crackin' side kick? Focus on action at the expense of the (little) integrity of the first? Check. Obvious (and unfunny) in-joke references to the first film? Check. At least the soundtrack was good.
Rated 16 Feb 2008
85
73rd
Like with red sonja, this movie I first saw when I was about 6 or 7 and, normaly, I wanted to be Conan. Now, I don't want to watch this movie, I rather have good memory for the good old times.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
10th
Imagine if this was good. There's actually some beautiful scenery here and sets gone to waste.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
96th
Awesome action sequences, hilarious the rest of the time. Makes me grin like an idiot.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
33
22nd
Wilt Chamberlain is the last man you want guarding the dewy virginity of any woman, but at least he gets to wear his prized pelt collection throughout the film...
Rated 21 Feb 2007
55
49th
Great film.
Rated 29 Sep 2024
48
38th
Good entry in the category, we have no idea why the predecessor was successful in the first place, but let's make a second movie! Dumber overall, annoying and unnecessary supporting characters, and “humor” that seems childish and doesn't fit the tone of the settings. Arnold is still strong in the role and the story is better than its predecessor but that's it. I would rather watch some of the "bad" Conan knock-off movies than the second “real” Conan ....
Rated 25 Nov 2023
79
59th
A definite improvement on BARBARIAN – a much lighter and less ambitious effort, a sort of “boys own” adventure mixing in wizards and mysticism, while also giving Arnie room to play to his natural strengths in dead pan light comedy; also helped by his gaggle of good-natured sidekicks, especially Jones who rides in on a wrecking ball of manic energy and basically walks away with the movie. The creativity in the specifics essentially balance the ultimate familiarity of the journey.
Rated 09 Aug 2023
50
27th
The story is way better than the first one. We see far more from Conan's character, something the first movie lacked a lot, and finally even some of the side kicks got interesting. This is good enough that I can recommend it to fantasy fans, I would still say to Schwarzenegger fans to choose something better, but the fantasy part works decently, and hell, if you managed to suffer through the first one, definitely watch this.
Rated 18 Mar 2023
60
40th
It's... okay! From its reputation, I expected this to be a blight on Conan's good (?) name, but while it doesn't have the artsy ambitions of its predecessor, it's a kind of generic but basically enjoyable D&D-ish adventure. And Grace Jones lights up the screen every time she's on it. If you like 80s fantasy quests, you'll probably have a reasonably enjoyable time with this. (But wow, it really did not need racially unfortunate cannibal savages. On screen for less than five minutes, but still...)
Rated 21 Oct 2022
55
42nd
More of the same, but with Grace Jones absolutely kicking ass and Wilt Chamberlain dwarfing Arnie. Tracey Walter as Malak sounds exactly like Adam Sandler as Little Nicky.
Rated 01 May 2022
68
48th
Wilt+feelsmorelikeanarnoldmovie+escort/keepvirgin+wiltfoughttilrealizedwrong+stopthemsacingher+wontrulewithher/ownkingdom/queen
Rated 14 Jun 2021
68
65th
Arnold can do no wrong, as evidenced by the fact there is a good Conan movie, despite the source material screaming it should be terrible.
Rated 14 Oct 2020
40
24th
A step down from the original mainly due to the watered down rating the film holds. Sword & sorcery flicks without excessive amounts of women in clad dressing, fiery language and a fair amount of gore and violence just doesn't cut it as well. The genre begs for an underlying macabre tone - that's why some of the classic animated S&S flicks work so well despite the lack of nudity and profanity. Not that the original Conan was miles better, but still The Destroyer feels too soft.
Rated 28 Dec 2018
62
41st
Big fan of the first Barbarian entry, but while there is some fun to be had with this much lighter in tone sequel, it's clearly inferior in just about every way. Would still love to see an R Rated King Conan feature to cap off the franchise with Arnold recently suggesting it's still a possibility.
Rated 03 Jul 2016
55
9th
Pretty similar to the first, it has its moments (mostly bunched up near the end) and some decent production values, but it's a real slog to sit through and the action scenes aren't all that great.
Rated 27 May 2015
49
9th
48.500
Rated 12 Nov 2014
51
14th
Very cheesy & nonsensical but quite unintentionally funny & charming. Too bad it destroyed the promising franchise by misguidedly attempting to appeal to a younger audience, making the original seem really edgy and serious by comparison. Instead of Howard's writings, the primary inspiration for this seems to be the 80's comic book series. The score is still epic though and some of the photography & miniatures are just fantastic. The costumes are barbaric in the cheesiest (best) way.
Rated 05 Mar 2014
3
14th
Conan The Destroyer is regarded by many as a dreadful sequel to a cult classic. I love Arnold but personally the Conan character has never done anything for me. So this sequel never dampened the original for me. But this is undeniably severely worse than the original. The tone is much more childish and comedic here and the supporting characters are incredibly annoying. And other than another decent score and some hilarious Arnold moments, the wrest is dumb and forgettable stuff.
Rated 10 Jul 2013
40
9th
God I think Matthew Lillard has modeled his entire acting career after that Malak idiot in this movie.
Rated 15 Jan 2013
48
34th
First Conan movie was a moderate commercial success and this time studio tried to make more commercially appealing product by toning down violence and adding more humor. Like most of the time this made the film less interesting and more forgettable. Production values are lower. I had fun watching it, but unlike Barbarian, this film holds no artistic value. Schwarzenegger's character is simplified, and it's only his charisma that pulls it.
Rated 26 Jul 2012
82
61st
Good sequel, nice views
Rated 02 Apr 2012
65
9th
Really stupid, but Arnie has some great throwaway lines.
Rated 27 Mar 2012
50
52nd
A complete cheesefest that craps all over the original's melodramatic pomp-filled glory. This is just a glorified game of D&D that plays it for not-very-funny laughs. Arnie and, especially, Grace Jones just about carry the movie but it's a very poor sequel. Still the second-best sucker-punching-a-camel movie around though.
Rated 30 Nov 2011
55
21st
55.000
Rated 23 Sep 2011
65
23rd
Not as good as the original.
Rated 03 Sep 2011
4
44th
The inverse of Conan the Barbarian 2011, more or less. That film is slick and professional but ultimately charmless, this one is oozing with 80s fantasy cheese and both the corniness but also the guilty pleasure fun associated. Wilt Chamberlain, holy shit! It suffers from a much weaker score than the original, though. There's also a slightly creepy bit at the end where Arnold kisses a 14-year-old actress on the mouth. Why, Arnold!
Rated 31 Aug 2011
60
62nd
Even though I found Conan the Destroyer to be better than its predecessor, it still wasn't a great movie. It was too predictable and often too uninteresting to be worthwhile, but there's also some fun to be had. The action scenes actually feel like people are hitting one another, Schwarzenegger was a less awkward actor, while not having Conan be anything more than a hunk with a wish to kill others was a good decision. It just wasn't great. It was a better movie than Conan the Barbarian though.
Rated 16 Jan 2011
82
55th
classic arnold
Rated 09 Jan 2011
30
3rd
what happened? The first Conan was so good! This one...just wow. The action is boring, nothing thats ever said is interesting, the enemies like stupid, I mean the wizards beast that he created was doing Wrestling maneuvers to conan as though they were in WWF. and grace jones...why? the virgin girl was annoying as hell, the entire movie squealing for someone to come get her. the sidekick needs gutted. the only truely cool part is the god that gets awakened. Otherwise, this movie is shit.
Rated 28 Nov 2010
62
16th
I'm not sure why anybody thought Conan should have such a diverse group of buddies, nor what he did to deserve ones such obnoxious
Rated 05 Nov 2010
54
25th
Not enough boobs, blood and lamentations of their women.
Rated 20 Sep 2010
49
15th
The first was no great tale, but compared to this, it is.
Rated 08 Aug 2010
70
63rd
awesome
Rated 21 Feb 2010
45
7th
Unfortunately I believe this is what people think of when they remember Conan the Barbarian. It's a complete deviation from the serious nihilistic world of Robert E. Howard and the tone of the first film into some "light" swords and sorcery style fantasy. Conan falls flat in this and it seems like the focus was more on comedy with some rather annoying people in the cast.
Rated 16 Feb 2010
2
33rd
Plays out like a piss-weak Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Really lost that epic scope that made the first film, though ridiculous, fun and exciting. I will admit that the ending, which suggests a possible sequel which never materialized, gave me a small thrill. If this movie didn't shit the bed so hard, we might have had a good fantasy trilogy.
Rated 19 Jan 2010
45
39th
Grace Jones ewww
Rated 08 Dec 2009
57
26th
A note of humor is added to the proceedings, thanks to Arnold's camp heroics and Jones's eccentric presence.
Rated 26 Nov 2009
68
24th
I want to see the R-rated version.
Rated 25 Sep 2009
59
4th
This sequel to Conan the Barbarian is everything the first one was not: childlish (in a boring way), plastic -like and un-original adventure. It has imagination but looks like the excecution is actually targeted to 10 -year old boys rathet than more mature audiences than the first one.
Rated 11 Jun 2009
55
30th
Good fun adventure rubbish.
Rated 25 Apr 2009
68
55th
This is Schwarzebegger's act. He can only play this and Terminator. A main role without much to talk and without emotions.
Rated 26 Mar 2009
55
4th
check it out at your own risk, or if you want to stare at Arnold's bulging biceps.
Rated 13 Mar 2009
65
57th
Romptastic
Rated 26 Jan 2009
65
30th
HAHAHAHAHA, this movie makes me laugh.
Rated 16 Jan 2009
50
33rd
i saw too many ywars ago, i can't tell if i like it, but i sure like the soundtrack.
Rated 15 Jan 2009
67
28th
As stupid as this movie is, when its on TV I end up watching it :(
Rated 18 Oct 2008
10
0th
OMG
Rated 10 Oct 2008
50
34th
The review I gave the othe Conan flick is totally applicable here.
Rated 08 Sep 2008
15
9th
only for diehard arnie fans and muscle lovers!
Rated 08 Sep 2008
44
32nd
Even though it's better than the first, but it was still boring.
Rated 09 Jun 2008
9
88th
One of those rare movies which deserve to be called "epic".
Rated 18 May 2008
86
92nd
A movie sure to please the bloodlust in all of us, as well as give us a bodybuilder to look at for an while, although I'm not sure that's supposed to be a good thing.
Rated 28 Feb 2008
60
37th
neutral.
Rated 27 Jan 2008
82
26th
good film
Rated 20 Jan 2008
46
15th
Plenty ridiculous even for early-Arnold and Conan.
Rated 11 Jan 2008
68
47th
Soft spot for the very flawed follow-up to one of my all-time favorites...
Rated 16 Nov 2007
0
5th
lame lame lame.
Rated 08 Nov 2007
50
16th
Kitch and Arnold...great!
Rated 03 Sep 2007
58
17th
It follows in the 80's tradition of ensuring that all sequels are considerably worse then the first in the series. It pretty much guaranteed this by adding a considerable amount of comic relief but they forgot to make it funny. Any movie with Grace Jones is also stuck in the 80's time capsule.
Rated 24 Aug 2007
65
60th
Good
Rated 15 Aug 2007
58
24th
I'm a sucker for Conan, but this could have used more tits or more Subutai.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
39th
It should be called Arnold the Destroyer. One of my guilty pleasures.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
70th
this movie is what i was raised on.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
24
25th
Half of the movie's budget went to Grace Jones' body oil.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
2nd
Embarrassing and boring. It should not be produced.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
7th
Utter crap and a disgrace to the original.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
63rd
A cheeseball disappointment after the epic brutal violence of the first film, this is still perfectly enjoyable as a dopey fantasy flick.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
48
16th
not nearly as good as the first.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
82
77th
Me Conan. You entertained.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
15th
What a piece of crap. The original is soooooooo much better.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
74th
I kind of liked the first one better, but this is still a great movie. Hell, I can't fault a Schwartzenegger movie for anything.
Rated 12 Jul 2007
80
23rd
Conan The Barbarian was better.
Rated 30 Jun 2007
30
4th
A lame attempt to take Milius' epic and make it more audience friendly. The attempts to make it lighter and more amusing make it that much more grim. Poledouris' excellent score can't save it. Just walk away.
Rated 26 May 2007
80
89th
Own it. Love it. Classic.
Rated 24 May 2007
60
42nd
Not as good as Conan, The Barbarian.
Rated 13 Apr 2007
0
8th
Doesn't suck as much as the first film, but then again what possibly could?
Rated 14 Dec 2006
45
13th
After Conan the Barbarian, the Destroyer falls flat on its stupid face. This is not a very good movie, let alone a followup to Conan the Barbarian.

Collections

Loading ...

Similar Titles

Loading ...

Statistics

Loading ...

Trailer

Loading ...