Chupacabra Terror

OK i haven't actually seen it but take my word for it it looks absolutely crapp,sorry but sometimes i just get angry about stupid cunts making films about perfectly good myths in our case the myth of the chuacabra is not exactly that old but there is a lot of proof that this creature does actually exist and films like this just spoil it for until we actually y catch a real chupacabra

Rhys-Davies, why

It's so cheesy and has such a lame sense of humour you have to love it, it's like a weird uncle or something. When it strikes out with lines such as "You're an insurance salesman? I'm the best insurance you've got!" you just have to laugh good or bad. The characters are incredibly stereotypical but still, they were better than your typical group of annoying teenagers. Especially the hugely over the top slimy gold digging spineless thief. The CG boats are laughable though.

Why is John Rhys-Davies in this?