Chairman of the Board

True story: I got a call from Blockbuster years ago and the guy said I had a late on a movie I rented. I knew I always returned them so I started to argue: "Which movie was it?" He says "Chairman of the Board." I replied "Have you ever seen that pile? Do you honestly think I'd want to keep it for even a minute longer than I had to?" He ended up reversing the charge.

Chairman of the Bored

..And to think I loved this as a kid. shows you just how stupid children really are.

Should have been called "Box Office Poison" or at least "Chairman of the Board".

As a kid aimlessly browsing the comedy section of my local video store I was always drawn to this VHS, and every time it would catch my attention I would pick it up for inspection, only to realize; ooh yeah..this is that infamously bad movie starring that joke of a comedian "Carrot Top". So I would quickly pass it up. However, I finally got a chance to satisfy my curiosity and see just how bad it real was, and with my SUPER low expectations and guilty love of dumb comedies...it wasn't the worst.

Who gave Carrot Top a movie after he proved he couldn't handle a show, at least nobody famous had anything to do with this, that would be depressing.

Fuck this garbage spewing asshole of a movie.

No! No, Carrot Top! We do not do that on celluloid!