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Cannibal! The Musical
1996
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 35m
The sole survivor of an ill-fated mining expedition tells how his taste for gold was replaced by that of human flesh. (imdb)
Cannibal! The Musical
1996
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 35m
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Rated 11 Oct 2016
80
77th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Uf4UwrZKc
Rated 11 Oct 2016
Rated 06 Nov 2022
51
11th
It feels churlish to be too harsh on what is a flagrant “student” effort, but while this does show flashes of some of the dead pan absurdity that would flavour Parker and Stone’s later work, it’s a fairly mild and middling effort overall, with Parker unable to make a mark as star or director, and while the idea is funny, it doesn’t really develop in a particularly interesting way, more or less peaking with the “Schpadoinkle” day musical number. Interesting enough to be worthwhile for fans.
Rated 06 Nov 2022
Rated 03 Sep 2012
70
63rd
Bloody musical western centered on the trial of Alferd Packer, a miner accused of cannibalism in the 1870s. Surprisingly competent and funny for a student film, showing that Trey Parker had a solid sense of comedy and timing even very early in his career. The songs are kinda catchy and funny, too, despite the fact that no one in the movie can sing worth a damn.
Rated 03 Sep 2012
Rated 02 Apr 2012
60
37th
This is fucking bizarre. Plenty of jokes kinda fall flat, but for some reason it still works. The songs are so hilariously shitty that you can't help but love them, particularly Let's Build a Snowman.
Rated 02 Apr 2012
Rated 11 Aug 2021
40
3rd
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Rated 11 Aug 2021
Rated 07 Aug 2018
80
44th
An amusing first effort from the South Park creators, before they beat dead horses nowadays.
Rated 07 Aug 2018
Rated 05 Apr 2017
58
42nd
(Viewed on 06/09/15): Cannibal The Musical is an early (i.e. post college) offering from Parker-Stone made on a shoestring that only received exposure when South Park took off. It's supposedly based on true events, but the historical setting is just a unique excuse to peddle profanity and gore with cheeky aplomb. Its crudity can be a hindrance, and it doesn't know when to quit, but its home-movie-with-friends vibe is charming, the songs are catchy and the Chinese Indians gag is classic.
Rated 05 Apr 2017
Rated 28 Mar 2017
90
97th
Watch it. Then watch it again immediately after. The first time won't land. The second will be monumental. Something about the anticipation just makes everything click. Then watch it with the commentary on because that's right up there in laugh factor. A true rarity for comedy, but each time genuinely gets better than the last.
Rated 28 Mar 2017
Rated 28 Sep 2015
46
41st
I really wanted to like this, but it peaked in the first five minutes and then meandered until the end.
Rated 28 Sep 2015
Rated 05 Aug 2015
99
97th
Just like Blair Witch Project showed you can make a great horror film on a low budget, Cannibal is a great comedy made as a student film, it definitely deserves more recognition.
Rated 05 Aug 2015
Rated 30 Jul 2015
45
33rd
I appreciate their realistic portrayal of Indian culture.
Rated 30 Jul 2015
Rated 17 Sep 2014
62
46th
It was a bit terrible and never gets as violent as the first couple of minutes, but it gave me a sub-Troma vibe. With that being said, many of the jokes did land for me and I appreciate it for what it is.
Rated 17 Sep 2014
Rated 02 Jun 2013
80
77th
Before its time, truly.
Rated 02 Jun 2013
Rated 05 May 2013
67
48th
It's not quite as hilarious as I remember, although the majority of the songs are great, but I have fond memories of watching this, and other things I shouldn't have been watching, late at night on the Horror Channel when I was but a child. I couldn't rank it lower than 50 if I tried. Shpadoinkle!
Rated 05 May 2013
Rated 04 Dec 2012
75
75th
I don't think Parker and Stone could have started their careers on a better note; after viewing this and reading the script from "The Book of Mormon", I'm really hoping they are able to make that into a film one day. Also, I like how Trey billed himself as 'Juan Schwartz'.
Rated 04 Dec 2012
Rated 03 Dec 2012
20
10th
I see what they were trying to do. But they failed. Book of Mormon does everything this does, only better.
Rated 03 Dec 2012
Rated 17 Oct 2012
79
46th
Some gags fall flat, but it throws everything on the wall and quite a bit of it ends up sticking. The low production value and cheesy music is endearing.
Rated 17 Oct 2012
Rated 03 Sep 2012
87
66th
very funny especially for fans of troma and more importantly South Park. The songs were funny and catchy and the characters were hillarious. There was a little bit of gore too which made it even funnier.
Rated 03 Sep 2012
Rated 17 Apr 2012
70
65th
If you can, watch it with the commentary track from Trey and friends. Drink along with them too!
Rated 17 Apr 2012
Rated 19 Dec 2011
70
60th
Much more amusing than I expected, given it's a student film and the awful trailer. Somewhat rough in every way, but it's clear Parker and Stone would become very successful. Funniest of all, it's probably the best movie under the Troma banner.
Rated 19 Dec 2011
Rated 16 Nov 2011
60
39th
Stone and Parker's first attempt at humour really is adorably inept - the first season of South Park probably had more convincing acting than they manage in this live action film - but it's got a surprising amount of good gags and decent songs.
Rated 16 Nov 2011
Rated 26 Jul 2011
75
67th
This movie is hilarious and a great introduction to the humor of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. There are also a lot of jokes/themes here that have made their way to South Park and some of their later films. Anyone want a build a snowman?
Rated 26 Jul 2011
Rated 28 May 2011
75
81st
the sky is blue, and all the leaves are green. my heart's as full as a baked potato. i think i know exactly what i mean, when i say it's a shpadoinkle day!
Rated 28 May 2011
Rated 25 May 2011
60
48th
Can't..hate.. it's too... awesome..!!!!
Rated 25 May 2011
Rated 22 May 2011
50
11th
Totally silly and stupid but, often, very funny.
Rated 22 May 2011
Rated 15 Apr 2011
80
89th
No movie will make you want to build a snowman more than Cannibal! The Musical. Trey Parker's musical comedy based on the story of Colorado legend Alfred Packer is equal parts Oklahoma! and South Park. Despite its absurdly brilliant script and catchy tunes, the film's amateur cast and look hurt in certain places.
Rated 15 Apr 2011
Rated 07 Jan 2010
85
90th
I love musicals and this kind of humor. Shpadoinkle!
Rated 07 Jan 2010
Rated 20 Aug 2009
87
71st
If you like trey Parker and Matt Stone movies you will LOVE this movie. One of their early films (pre-South Park, I believe) and it's not as funny as some of their later stuff, but it is entertaining nonetheless.
Rated 20 Aug 2009
Rated 11 Aug 2009
42
39th
Wonderfully painful but painfully wonderful.
Rated 11 Aug 2009
Rated 18 Jul 2009
74
61st
going in, i was very skeptical. i left with a sore stomach from laughing so much. simply hilarious. the funniest musical i've ever seen. this film will have you and your friends singing for days on end. sure to make your day a shpadoinkle one!
Rated 18 Jul 2009
Rated 10 Apr 2009
70
71st
Hilarious and obscure musical and probably one of the funnest movies to watch in the history of the world. "Hang the bastard, hang 'em high!"
Rated 10 Apr 2009
Rated 15 Dec 2008
80
41st
im not sure why most of the scores for this movie are so low. if you love trey parker, you need to see this. not as good as team america and such, but it was a student film! As far as student films go this was awesome. and it cause parker to fail out of school
Rated 15 Dec 2008
Rated 31 Jul 2008
75
82nd
Shpadoinkley good film. Havent seen it in years, but the low budget, stupidity of the film made it great.
Rated 31 Jul 2008
Rated 22 Feb 2008
58
30th
It had some funny parts. I just expected the creators of South Park to have made the funniest movie ever, but it was a little slow. I hear the commentary is good, maybe I'll give that a shot
Rated 22 Feb 2008
Rated 14 Feb 2008
45
20th
Bad songs, horrible acting and a dull plot. Although the bad acting is probably intentional, this doesn't come close to what Parker achieved with South Park.
Rated 14 Feb 2008
Rated 18 Jan 2008
85
78th
One of the whackiest musicals ever. Some wickedly catchy songs and strange sort of humor makes this memorable. This is a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously, and it shows, much fun to be had in this sphedoinkel flick.
Rated 18 Jan 2008
Rated 17 Dec 2007
75
72nd
An early effort by the guys stone & parker, based on a real life 19th century event. best described as tasteless (unlike the subject matter). Toe knee :-)
Rated 17 Dec 2007
Rated 16 Sep 2007
70
63rd
Decent movie made more entertaining by the commentary track.
Rated 16 Sep 2007
Rated 12 Sep 2007
85
44th
This might be offsides, but I have to bump this movie up for having the greatest commentary track of all time.
Rated 12 Sep 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
91st
So much fun to watch. Excellent songs. One of the very best commentary tracks ever.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
29th
Stupid as hell and horribly low-budget. Still, for days afterward I found myself humming the theme music. Right now I'm trying not to remember it so it won't be stuck in my head. Dig it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
58th
Some great songs, the rest falls pretty flat.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
27th
Parker and Stone's Troma movie is fittingly amateurish, and has some camp appeal but not the entertainment value of the rest of their stuff.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
78
56th
Comments: Although it has its moments, I really don't think this film deserves the praise it has gotten. I'm glad this has been rediscovered since South Park's success, but it really doesn't warrent attention in and of itself. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have certainly done better since.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
65th
A truly shpadoinkle film, and I daresay the best student film ever made. Great soundtrack, absolutely hilarious. I love this film unconditionally despite its many flaws. It's one of the reasons why I love musicals so much. Nice hat!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
27th
It's a must-buy DVD, but not for the movie...For the greatest commentary track ever recorded.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 26 Dec 2006
78
55th
Superb concept, sufficiently executed. Trey Parker is a genius, Matt Stone ain't shit.
Rated 26 Dec 2006
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