Boxing Day

You'd think Love Actually but it's actually just one guy who magically has two gorgeous women madly in love with him, even though he's barely involved in the story until the end when he fails at a Love Actually cue cards knock-off. The rest of the time we're hanging out with his cool family though, again, not much happens. The mom and the white boyfriend storyline is more interesting. Fav scene: the two women trading insults across the table for no reason other than to create drama.

The Brits really must stop making films like this; stupid intersecting storylines, frustratingly cutesy/quirky characters, and lame endings.