Bolero

Imagine being 14 years old, having John Derek convince you to get naked for *THIS*, making you talk like *THAT*, and then getting a Razzie for your trouble. Proof positive the Razzies have always been by and for bitchy morons. Not bitchy geniuses, like *ME*

...Well that's the last time I make the mistake of watching a movie that was intended for stroking to while brushing my teeth and having my cereal and coffee.

Ah--the soft-core porn that Bo Derek was meant to do! Not good, but a lot more memorable than, say, "10".

"Live fast. Die young and leave a good looking corpse." Those are the words that made John Derek a young star from the film Knock On Any Door (1949). But he was a bit of a rebel who felt he had something to say but did not like the control of the studio system. At his acting peak, he turned down a lot more than he accepted. With this free time, he practiced writing screenplays and photography. He would soon have a real knack for capturing beauty and finding it, marrying Ursula Andress an