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Imagine being 14 years old, having John Derek convince you to get naked for *THIS*, making you talk like *THAT*, and then getting a Razzie for your trouble. Proof positive the Razzies have always been by and for bitchy morons. Not bitchy geniuses, like *ME*

In the way back times before the interwebs we had to suffer through retarded movies like these to fill our nudity quota. In more enlightened times we can obtain nudity without the drivel and if we want to see someone get gored by a bull there is always Youtube. Oscar winner George Kennedy, wtf were you doing?

...Well that's the last time I make the mistake of watching a movie that was intended for stroking to while brushing my teeth and having my cereal and coffee.

Ah--the soft-core porn that Bo Derek was meant to do! Not good, but a lot more memorable than, say, "10".

"Live fast. Die young and leave a good looking corpse." Those are the words that made John Derek a young star from the film Knock On Any Door (1949). But he was a bit of a rebel who felt he had something to say but did not like the control of the studio system. At his acting peak, he turned down a lot more than he accepted. With this free time, he practiced writing screenplays and photography. He would soon have a real knack for capturing beauty and finding it, marrying Ursula Andress an