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Beethoven's 2nd

Beethoven's 2nd

1993
Romance, Comedy
1h 29m
Beethoven the St. Bernard dog becomes a father, but his girlfriend Missy is dog-napped, and his puppies are in danger of the same fate. (imdb)

Beethoven's 2nd

1993
Romance, Comedy
1h 29m
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Rated 30 Jun 2023
70
53rd
Atrocious script- great movie: you figure it out. You wouldn't even believe that Danny Masterson is not the sexual assault machine in this. Dolly Parton and James Ingram ATE - they play the ballad they did for the movie about big dogs loving 4 times. Same franchise where grodin fell throughba sky light and got kinda winded and hurt from it - Sean Penn eats absolute shit Hot Rod falling down a Cliffside landing head first into a tree stump and shakes it off. Grodin hair is totally down in this on
Rated 27 Mar 2016
75
29th
The most memorable thing about this *kids' movie* is that the teenage daughter almost gets raped. I'm not even kidding.
Rated 31 Jul 2012
1
20th
Kids deserve better than this
Rated 20 Oct 2010
1
8th
BIG DOG LAWL
Rated 01 Oct 2008
0
0th
Come back Cujo, all is forgiven
Rated 03 May 2008
0
4th
ugh
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
12th
These things always happen. Someone thinks that a successful family film with animals can make for a successful family film with MORE animals. Well, the more the merrier. No, that's not right. The more the MORE POINTLESS. Yeah, got it. Crap!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
4th
Let's not lie. It's bad. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool. Or five years-old. Or a five year-old fool, which most five year-olds are anyway.
Rated 18 Aug 2024
72
43rd
The horny Beethoven chapter – not quite sure if I can recall a film squarely aimed at kids that is so obsessed with sex and sexual couplings (both man and beast)! I’m amused to think of what conversations came up on the family drive home afterwards circa 1993, but the bizarre juxtaposition of smutty sex on the brain with wholesome family entertainment gives this an intriguing edge, though the near sexual assault of Tom is indeed a grubby bridge too far.
Rated 21 Feb 2023
30
19th
Not a bad sequel. Just not a good franchise.
Rated 27 Mar 2022
65
39th
Dadbestlookingkidi'veeverseeninmylifelool+bowtie:P+lastpick-pickgirlbehindfenceinsteadlol+kissboyincar+10weekslater-youngsfollowBsneakingtogflol-PUPPIES!+steal-hide-dadallows+naturetrip-newloseryguy-bfwithothergirl+bftrynarape-guyspourinbeeronB-breaksbalcony+girltouchpuppypooptoknowcloselol
Rated 12 Jul 2012
31
7th
Less original and less charming than the first film, Beethoven's 2nd is mostly known for its Oscar-nominated song.
Rated 21 Dec 2011
100
51st
a cute dog movie
Rated 11 Nov 2011
2
2nd
Charmless, simply awful kids movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2010
45
1st
Amusing
Rated 20 Jun 2010
2
4th
Another Beethoven..? Give me a break. Been there, done that
Rated 14 Jan 2010
40
22nd
Just about as good as the original. I actually liked the dream sequence that Beethoven had with all the meat. I thought that was kind of funny. Had some funny moments and had kind of a better villain than the last, but it had too many puppies in this. Not that good or funny, but something that the kids coule enjoy.
Rated 18 Dec 2009
18
2nd
A very forgettable sequel to a very lame attempt at a movie franchise. And in the early 90's, family movies like this one were a dime a dozen. There are so many better films, not even of all time, but that came out that same year, that trumps Beethoven's 2nd in this genre.
Rated 12 Sep 2009
64
32nd
Ok, it is not a great movie. It is not a good movie, either. But it is one of those movies you love as a child. It's fun, lovable and good for children.
Rated 14 Feb 2009
0
3rd
My PSI for this was 0, whoa.
Rated 03 Jan 2009
68
61st
jowl-tastic
Rated 29 Aug 2008
40
25th
One of my all-time favorites as a kid. Lots of funny puppies.
Rated 27 Jun 2008
10
4th
bad movie
Rated 31 Dec 2007
60
24th
Dogs are cute. That's about it.
Rated 27 Nov 2007
23
23rd
Weak, but I've seen worse.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
10
6th
The movie is much better than the first one, but it is still totally ridiculous and highly boring. Movie of dog is very bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
33
10th
This was pretty bad. Even compared to the first one. It's fine, I guess, if you just LOVE puppies and think the U.S. film industry needs to address the issue of the mob killing puppies for their precious fur. Or you're curious whatever happened to the nerdy kid from Step by Step.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
17
2nd
Why?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
47th
i think i liked this as a kid
Rated 04 Jun 2007
30
8th
I can't believe I liked this as a kid. Must've been the sheer charisma of Charles Grodin that drew me in at such a tender age.
Rated 22 Mar 2007
8
6th
Loveable dogs, terrible film.

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