Barely Legal

Boring, forgettable, knock-off boner-comedy/softcore porn, brought to you by the cheap folks at "The Asylum". Aside from a bit of decent boobage, the only really noteworthy thing here is the odd appearance of Andre Meadows, aka YouTube's "Black Nerd", as one-half of the cliche comic-relief random duo of idiot dude-bro-stoners. Fans of low-rent 'sex-romps' can surely do far better elsewhere.

Impressively bad & perilously unfunny by even the lowest standards. Plenty of sub-YouTube acting. 1 not 0 because I laughed at one line ("I'm blind, you fucking asshole") and Melissa Johnston is ok as one of the three leads. I assumed one or two of said leads must've been porn stars based on their constant toplessness, but I looked it up and all three are legit trained actresses, making the movie most interesting as a voyeuristic look at how far young working actresses will go to pay the rent.

While it was certainly little short of an abomination, it's easily the raunchiest thing I'd ever imagine Netflix getting a hold of. How did somebody think this was a good idea? It's soft core porn with less story and worse acting.