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Barb Wire
1996
Drama, Sci-fi
1h 38m
21st century. USA. The second civil war. The whole country is in a state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbor, headquarter for the resistance. This is the hometown of Barb Wire, owner of the night club Hammerhead. As times aren't good, Barb has a second job. She's a bounty hunter and you probably wouldn't want her after you... (imdb)
Directed by:
David HoganBarb Wire
1996
Drama, Sci-fi
1h 38m
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Rated 25 Aug 2016
62
5th
Casablanca - quality + tits + sleaze + general idiocy = Barb Wire.
Rated 25 Aug 2016
Rated 06 Apr 2017
60
34th
Remember in the opening of Casablanca when Bogie was on the stripper stage waving his dick at hooting and hollering businessmen and kills one with a ninja star cock sock move.
Rated 06 Apr 2017
Rated 21 Jun 2012
5
2nd
One point for each STD I'd give to Pam Anderson.
Rated 21 Jun 2012
Rated 23 Mar 2013
2
15th
Pam Anderson has way nicer tits than Humphrey Bogart. Ergo,
Rated 23 Mar 2013
Rated 29 Jan 2012
23
3rd
Nothing with Udo Kier could be below a 20 in my book.
Rated 29 Jan 2012
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
0th
If you still think a hepetitis ridden whore is hot, you'll like this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 25 Mar 2007
10
5th
I saw this once with the hopes that maybe, somehow, this movie would offer something worth seeing. Safe to say it really doesn't. Anderson's performance is mind shatteringly wooden. I suppose you could set that some of the sets were alright but if that's the only positive thing I can say about a movie you know I'm grasping for straws. Oh yeah, Pamela Anderson gets naked. Whoopie.
Rated 25 Mar 2007
Rated 06 Nov 2022
60
19th
Surprisingly enough, an interesting failure rather than an abject one – the notion of Anderson playing Bogie in a CASABLANCA riff is a perverse enough hook to maintain interest, and the film’s industrial, MAD MAX-ish design has an appeal that only 90s grunge can offer. But it’s a shame that the story takes too long (and goes through too many convolutions) to unfold, and to say Anderson and Morrison lack the Bogie-Bergman spark is an understatement; hurt further by a draggy and actionless script.
Rated 06 Nov 2022
Rated 22 Apr 2017
5
41st
If you go into this expecting a low tier B movie, well you might actually be positively surprised. It's cheesy, a lot of of it feels like softcore porn, the plot is a rehash of a rehash, but hey, I liked the setting, I liked the æsthetics of the movie, I liked the characters, the musical choices were great, and Pamela's failed serious acting with lame one liners reminded me of Arnold's old days in a weirdly good way. Lotsa haters here, but I thought this movie was average and entertaining.
Rated 22 Apr 2017
Rated 23 Mar 2013
2
13th
As a parody of Casablanca this is actually kind of amusing.
Rated 23 Mar 2013
Rated 21 Jul 2010
55
20th
This movie looks like a cartoon movie played by P.Anderson as a Barbie doll with big boobs. Entertaining I must confess but that's all.
Rated 21 Jul 2010
Rated 24 Feb 2010
0
1st
If I could bounce the word "trash" off of silicone tits, I would.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
Rated 29 May 2009
0
2nd
Anybody who gave this a 30 or above does not deserve to see anymore movies in this world. It's sad when a film is so crappy that it couldn't even rack up a 1 even when there's a couple of tits from Pamela Anderson.
Rated 29 May 2009
Rated 18 May 2009
33
1st
Why did I watch this?
Rated 18 May 2009
Rated 02 Feb 2008
1
10th
Casablanca with bad acting, tits, and explosions. About as crappy as it sounds.
Rated 02 Feb 2008
Rated 18 Mar 2024
40
5th
When the director said, "You know, this dystopian update of Casablanca has some promise; let's take this a bit more seriously," it was doomed to failure. It's far too cartoony to be taken seriously; it has too many long boring parts to be a decent spoof of the whole superhero or Mad Max genre. But give props to ol' Barb for being able in the midst of a devastated country to get a personalized license plate for her tricked-out motorcycle.
Rated 18 Mar 2024
Rated 19 Jan 2024
40
5th
This is a bad movie that doesn't objectively deserve almost any points, but it's the fun kind of bad. A "good" bad movie has three ingredients: Incompetence, ambition, and earnestness, and this has all three. It's terrible, often in fascinating ways, and should be seen by anyone who's an aficionado of bad films. So many incredible choices. High recommendation if you enjoy so bad it's good stuff, but otherwise obviously avoid. The Casablanca homage is the cherry on top.
Rated 19 Jan 2024
Rated 09 Aug 2023
60
26th
20172ndUScivilwarlol-omgacrawlLOL-lastfreecity+watertitssuitedthengotgratuitouslool-lmaohighheelkill+loltakestheircaraspayment+dontcallmebabelol+theyreallysquanderedherstarpower/quality+mostlystoppedpayingattention+getinlinelol
Rated 09 Aug 2023
Rated 09 Jul 2023
80
68th
I liked it.
Rated 09 Jul 2023
Rated 13 Jan 2023
20
4th
As expected, this movie is pretty horribad. It manages to remain mildly interesting and entertaining in some parts, but whenever it tries to build up drama, it becomes utterly cringeworthy. The world-building is so lazy, nothing about this world is actually futuristic, not even for 90's standards. The bad guys are laughable with their Nazi outfits and the constant evil laughing. The one-liners are wooden, though one or two lines did get a mild bit of laughter from me. It was... an experience!
Rated 13 Jan 2023
Rated 01 May 2021
16
6th
It feels like they made so few *choices* making this movie. It rips off Casablanca, Mad Max, and a number of other '90s cyberpunk movies; none of the actors are directed to put in any effort, and they rarely decide to on their own; it's a movie all about showing off Pamela Anderson's body but its sexuality is thoroughly unpleasant; and the interesting parts of the theoretical source material just don't show up. At least there's a lot of good gay fashion in here, even if they wear it all wrong.
Rated 01 May 2021
Rated 09 Oct 2020
40
4th
An scifi-action movie made around 90s sex-symbol Pamela Anderson. It has some camp value, but mostly it's just bad and dull.
Rated 09 Oct 2020
Rated 20 Feb 2019
65
17th
Can't give this a worse score since it delivers a big part of what it promises: as much Pam Anderson T&A as you're going to get in a non-porno. She's either wearing or changing into revealing outfits or covered in bubbles. The biggest problem of course is the acting - w/ almost everyone taking their cue from Pam, who's as wooden as they come. It also fails as deliberate camp w/ most attempts at humor failing. The only bit that works plays on Pam's unattainability by having her be a dominatrix.
Rated 20 Feb 2019
Rated 15 Sep 2015
72
14th
Barb Wire delivers the action goods and squeezes its pneumatic star into appropriately tasteless sheathes of leather and latex. Ms. Lee simpers and snarls adequately as the title character, a tough-as-nails saloonkeeper
who joins forces with freedom-loving rebels in a dystopian near future.
Rated 15 Sep 2015
Rated 03 Mar 2014
25
17th
I've seen far worse. Barb Wire is really bad but it does have some fun future stuff, and some enjoyable cheese.
Rated 03 Mar 2014
Rated 13 Dec 2011
48
25th
Not much of a movie, but Pamela is always fun to watch.
Rated 13 Dec 2011
Rated 01 Aug 2011
15
4th
bana bebek deme! muhtemelen ilk sex objem bu kadin.
Rated 01 Aug 2011
Rated 23 Mar 2011
87
78th
Great camp film. Though not a true B (it was violent but little in the blood realm), it covers babes/boobs and depending on how you look at it; beast, very well. Again I stand alone in my enjoyment of the film. Though it was for the FILM and not Pam-An. Equally; reading through the comparisons in the ratings I also enjoyed all the films that others hated and compared this to. Go figure.
Rated 23 Mar 2011
Rated 17 Oct 2010
0
0th
As genuine as Pamela's breasts, Barb Wire succeeds in being one of the worst movies of the 90's - Judge Dredd feels like Citizen Kane in comparison
Rated 17 Oct 2010
Rated 26 Sep 2010
25
6th
Something about a see-through bathtub, I believe?
Rated 26 Sep 2010
Rated 08 Aug 2010
19
25th
Clichéd, dull film with a fake plastic woman who isn't that appealing. You do, however, get to see her bare tit at one point so woohoo I guess.
Rated 08 Aug 2010
Rated 26 Apr 2010
40
11th
There's a very convincing drag queen in this that sort of looks like pam anderson.
Rated 26 Apr 2010
Rated 13 Apr 2010
15
3rd
Pamela was one hot piece so can't be giving any lower, yo.
Rated 13 Apr 2010
Rated 08 Sep 2009
29
8th
Not really silicon queen Anderson's first movie (as it was publicized). I thought it would be her last. Even with all the _Blade Runner_/_The Crow_ atmospherics and oddball casting (thank you, Steve Railsback, Udo, and Clint) this never adds up to much more than a B-grade vanity production for a not especially interesting "star".
Rated 08 Sep 2009
Rated 31 Aug 2009
56
19th
because boobs
Rated 31 Aug 2009
Rated 28 Aug 2009
5
4th
Pam puts some slap on and goes fighting...badly.
Rated 28 Aug 2009
Rated 24 Jun 2009
51
20th
This movie was an excuse to see Pamela Anderson walk around in skimpy clothing for an hour, which is the only redeeming aspect of this misguided snoozefest.
Rated 24 Jun 2009
Rated 13 Jun 2009
20
1st
If you want to see Pam's tits, there are other, better ways to go about it.
Rated 13 Jun 2009
Rated 03 Mar 2009
30
0th
i cant believe this was actually a movie what a waste of money
Rated 03 Mar 2009
Rated 08 Dec 2008
10
1st
her turk gencinin show tv de bir sekilde izlemis oldugu, gelecekte gecen cakma casablanca uyarlamasi. sanirim izlemeye deger kismi ilk on dakikasi. onda da yanlis hatirlamiosam pamela striptiz yapiyordu... ailecek izlemistik
Rated 08 Dec 2008
Rated 05 Apr 2008
10
3rd
watch the first 10 minutes until after you see her tits ... then cut it off... not worth sticking around to see how shitty the special effects are...
Rated 05 Apr 2008
Rated 20 Aug 2007
70
10th
hey, pam never takes her self too seiously, just for her in it, it gets a 70..
Rated 20 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
13th
Pamela, stick to your home videos! Why we should watch crap movies in which you have clothes on?! think about it. By the way that one with Brett Michaels was great!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
27th
worth seeing just for remembering how good pam-an used to look back in the day.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 21 Apr 2007
20
18th
I gave this crapflick a 20.... 10 for each implant!
Rated 21 Apr 2007
Rated 13 Feb 2007
26
1st
Traversing a barbed wire fence naked would not only be more entertaining, but a lot less painful than sitting through this monotonous noise pollution.
Rated 13 Feb 2007
Rated 03 Dec 2006
3
28th
I'd hit it.
Rated 03 Dec 2006
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