Attila

There's a moment in this film where the characters compare themselves to a form of breath refreshment. One character, who likes icebreakers (the social term), is, well, an Icebreaker, another is Juicy Fruit, and so on. That got me to thinking: What would this movie be? The best I can think of is that stale, cardboardy piece stick of bubble gum that used to come in the pack of trading cards. (P.S. At least Cheick Kongo got work out of this. I'm all for aging MMA fighters to suppor themselves.)

1 point for each minute watched, until I was morally compelled to stop the assault on my senses.