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Apparently the dialogue was almost entirely ad-libbed by the actors, which is strangely comforting--at least no one is actually guilty of writing those lousy lines. The ending is great: everyone gets their due, and those irritating twats finally shut the fuck up.

Sometimes the shaky, POV cam is used for effect, as a statement, and sometimes it's used to hide the minimal budget and horrible acting chops in the cast. This movie falls into the latter category. To be honest, the summary down there describes it spot on, with nothing else to offer.

I like that this is a horror movie that spends more time on comforting a scared teenager than teasing the monster or figuring out how to kill it

I've got no bars, I'VE GOT NO BARS! I'VE GOT NOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS. The plot and atmosphere for a lot of this film are pretty great but it's severely dragged down by the characters irritating squabbling and shouting at each other.