American Virgin

The Rob Schneider Project-day 30. I have been living with Ada- I mean, Mr. Sandler for weeks. I can't leave but he lets me watch movies all day, mostly ones with me in them! They're great! I like watching the movie with the ladies where I look at their boobies the most! But I can't remember making it? I still sometimes dream I am an old man who is very smart and sad. I have to go now, Adam says we are going to do important work together and it is time for me to 'Grown Ups'?!?! OK, haha, bye!

Schneider quest, film 30: Movie 30 eh? Fuck me. Well let's get to it then: American Virgin sucks. Why? Because it sucks. It has a brainless plot, Schneider being disgusting, terrible camera work (how did they get away with out of focus shots?), was predictable and it sucked. Must've been quite traumatising for some of the women, who had Schneider's face between their boobs. Just gross.

I rarely, extremely rarely rank a 0... But this film absolutely deserves it. The brainlessness of it all just made me want to cry and I was ashamed in so many ways...

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I'm relatively certain that this movie is more representative of Rob Schneider's sex life than it was meant to be a comedy...

Another NA virginity fetishisation 'comedy' but with less 'jokes' and lousier than usual 'acting'. Shit.

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Really not that bad, for a "teen sex movie". Not much replay value but for a once-through, well worth a $4 rental or $5 download.