Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I don't know how these films keep getting made. The first Alvin and the Chipmunks movie was bad enough. The sequel was a disaster. This is no better. Juvenile comedy, juvenile characters, and juvenile production values all come to a head here. Anyone who has their kid asking them to see this should direct them towards literally anything outside of this franchise because it would be leagues better. I regret putting my time into this third installment of a franchise that shouldn't have a second.

A film ostensibly created to develop the 6 characters personality. Alvin does some growing up. Simon gets less awkward. Theodore, Elanore and Jeanette do nothing and Britney may as well not even exist, she neither had a personality at the start nor does it amount to anything at the end. For all the character development done it is undone in the epilogue making the whole thing pointless. It rips off Castaway, the Double Rainbow meme and, inappropriately, the Honey Badger don't give a shit meme.

Not them straightifying Born This Way. How come they're all still massive stars but their only original material is that Christmas song?

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F: Effortlessly bad. No way is this series ever going to have a good movie. Stupid stupid and more stupid.

Awful acting, story and voice!

Lazy, rote, and grating, Chipwrecked is lowest-common-denominator family entertainment that's strictly for the very, very, very young at heart.

I hate myself for watching this, and for thinking it's not terrible. Still, it's not good either, but given that it's a chipmunks movie full of autotuned songs, it could have been much worse.

very good and very funny 10 out of 10

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Holy God.

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