All Over the Guy

I have a coworker who gets caught up on the details of their own stories and elongates the process of telling something that is wholly uninteresting to begin with trying to establish if it was last Wednesday before dinner or last Wednesday after dinner, no, Jerry called after dinner so it would have to be before, although now that I think about it I HAD spoken to Jerry so it must be after, but wait, Jerry didn't call on Wednesday he called on Tuesday. This is the film version of this.

A gay flick so bad it might as well be straight

Dawsoncreeksis+guywithgaybestielol+ihavesuchacrushonherlol

"Forgets to iron out the kinks that make the straight romantic comedies feel like tediously long television sitcoms." - Ed Gonzalez