After We Fell

In this one, Christian Grey kidnaps Bella Swan and tells her she has 365 days to fall in love with him. Or something, I dunno.

Turns out this studly sex god is some kinda two pump chump. In the hot tub scene we see the whole act from insertion to orgasm and he lasts like 30 seconds. I’m hardly some Olympic gold medal lover but come on bro. Three movies and two years into this series and literally every recurring character except the two leads has been recast. His stepmom has been played by three actresses in three movies. That’s so low rent. Jennifer Beals looked at sequel script and was like “nah I’m good” lol

terrible film, the most hated lead, over the top music and cringey trashy acting/writing. also the hot tub scene hahahhahahah, all that music for a quick rub and tug

Keeps getting worse and worse.

again nothing compared to the books and a teen flick but if you didnt read the books you might like it

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