After Ever Happy

Reading that title gave me an aneurism, which was still more enjoyable than the movie itself.

Holy hell, this couple fights, and breaks up, and meets up, and fucks, and gets back together, in THREE CYCLES in this one 95 minute movie. Unbearable. She’s also constantly fucking with her bra on, wtf. One of those only-in-the-movies-isms that always takes me out of it, like people hanging up without saying goodbye. At the end the dude writes what’s supposed to be a hit novelization of his irl relationship with this chick and I’m sitting here like, who would read that boring shit.

This one was definitely not as bad as the other ones but it was just so much more boring it's literally unbearable.

HerdadOD+shecantgetpreg+madhebeenwritingaboutthemsincefirstkiss+shewithsomeoneelse-goestohisbooksigning shows how much my mood and shit can affect ratings cuz i think 3 was best? dont really remember 2. 1 was cool cuz the intro, this one was more like fine with some bigger shit that would happen and by now i liked the formula more lol. i always like writing endings and i like that hes like nah it's our lives. why am i elaborating on this review. oh ye cuz it should prob be a 60