Absolute Deception

Absolute Deception more like Absolute Shiyeah ok, that's a predictable opener for a review of a bad film. Apt, really - since this film was also predictable. The two protagonists become lovers through the standard method of just being together for the duration of the film and a need for a happy ending.

Oh, Cuba Gooding Jr. please come back to the mainstream. This movie made me feel really sad for him. This felt like a really cheaply made film, almost below a college student film project. There was really cheesy and bad CGI, the writing was probably done by a sixth grader during detention and it has possibly one of the worst car chase scenes in memory. There really isn't anything too redeemable about this film. I guess it was filmed in the Gold Coast in Australia, so it was pretty I guess.