30,000 Leagues Under the Sea

A submarine sunk to the ocean floor by a giant squid brings in estranged exes with an invention that will allow them to rescue the trapped crew, but a surface-shunning Captain Nemo has other plans for their invention. The premise sounds interesting but the execution is seriously flawed. The sets and props make this movie look beyond cheap. For an Asylum movie, which usually means 'cheap but fun', the one ingredient lacking in their usually successful formula is the fun part.

Back in the days before The Asylum could do no wrong, "30,000" plays it far too safe until the hilarious last half hour but by that point it's beyond salvageable, despite Sean Lawlor's best efforts at being overly-hammy.

Bad Movie