3 Headed Shark Attack

The standard for shark movies isn't very high but sheeeeit, this was a lazy-ass effort even by the Asylum's standards. Well, "standards". Literally, LITERALLY 50% of the running time is filled with people staring silently at things off-screen or shots of water. Danny Trejo machete-ing a shark for 10 seconds was fun, the rest was a badly written, filmed, CGI'd, acted and edited mess. The concept of a 3-goddamn-headed shark was absolutely wasted. That's what I should've gotten instead...

Just... really incredibly lazy. Uses the pretense of being a fun, intentionally bad movie to just *not try*. Bleh.

This movie doesn't have much to show, other than people staring, shots of water, a shark with 3 heads and Danny Trejo. For a 3-headed shark, that lives in fresh water, the reaction of the people are extremely mild. Produced by David Michael Latt; thanks

Good enough to have on in the background whilst doing absolutely anything else than giving it your full attention.

A movie to watch when you're wasted, with other wasted friends, friends who can get when a movie is a parody, and then you'll have fun, good laughs, and time to talk about other things. Sorry, I need to run, the shark is attacking me right now, (panics and runs in circles) AAAAAAAAAARGCRUNCH!

That 3-headed shark was so bad ass! The movie not so, but then freakin' Rob Van Dam turns up on some mellow party boat and it becomes watchable.