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Piss poor direction and camera work and maybe some of the most annoying characters I seen in a movie in a long, long time. What a pile of shit.

You get what you pay for. Teens trapped in a sauna. Now with 33% less horror movie cliches! It's quite watchable actually. The cast is halfway decent for a horror movie and the script manages to strike a good balance between tension and key plot points. Solid B-grade horror.

Top badass moment? Personally I couldn’t see what all the fuss was about. Try dancing in the mosh pit at any venue too mean to have decent air-con; they're way hotter and equally as hard to get out of. This film only exists to prove that guys with degrees in physics don’t know anything useful and saunas are basically a stupid idea and about as effective a movie baddie as a warm spring day. In fact the more I think about this movie the worse it gets. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

This is some B-grade nonsense. They try to set up a backstory, which they don't explore enough to make convincing or to establish a good basis for, and end so it kind of falls apart as it moves along. I understand it's based on a true story, but it's so stupid and the performances are all mediocre at best, this is essentially a waste of time to watch, even with its short running time.

Hey, at least these guys (mainly *the* guy) tried a few things to solve the problem, and even accomplished some, right? Instead of just freaking out and start eliminating friend by friend for some harebrained reason, right? That counts for something, right? No? Then I better stop watching horror films lest my standards get irredeemably low.

AKA "White Kids Trapped In A Sauna"... awful movie.