18 Year Old Virgin

ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RREEEEEEEEEEAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHGG nonononononono

My girlfriend made me watch this movie. I fuckin' HATE my girlfriend.

Awful. Amateurish beyond reckoning. Unfunny given celluloid form. Actually asks us with a totally straight face and without a shred of irony to believe that a pouty-lipped, big-chested, model-hot redhead can't lose her virginity. Makes Friedberg & Seltzer's "____ Movie" movies look like real comedies and makes National Lampoon's straight-to-DVD college comedies look like lost Billy Wilder films.

If you're thinking of watching this because "Oh, well I've never seen a movie where it's the girl trying to get deflowered." DON'T. Use your better judgment.

Andy, the worst person ever, plays a minor role in this lake of shit. He's the highlight of the movie..

I was an 18-year-old virgin. Then I watched this and l lost my virginity to the box cover. Wait, does that count?

86 minutes of WTF? At some point it's so bad it's even good.

5 for tits, otherwise a 1.

Crap